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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

With a marketing degree, can I do a master’s in film production?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

How do I cancel WFG Life insurance?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

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Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Eum ipsa id ullam qui.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Still no good.

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