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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:05

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
With a marketing degree, can I do a master’s in film production?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
How do I cancel WFG Life insurance?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Still no good.
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